- Me: …You froze the almond bark. Now you have to bang it on the counter to break a piece off.
- Abby: Oh.. *starts slamming it on the counter still in the package*
- Me: …..
- Abby: *Slamming*
- Me:…
- Abby: *Slams harder*
- Me: I hope that doesn’t break the-
- Abby: *hits the counter in the middle of my sentence and the package breaks open and chocolate explodes all over the kitchen*
- Me: …..Bag..